also, a leaked poster from like a month ago had C-3PO holding a huge fucking gun and it’s comedy gold. Imagine being fucking executed by C-3PO..

lesbianshepard:

look im sorry for the spam but the idea that the mastermind villain behind the sequel trilogy is sheev fucking palpatine is so funny to me. 

palpatine tried training three skywalker apprentices. two tried to fucking kill him and jury is still out on the third one. he’s harassing every generation of skywalkers and having no success.

ezool:

my experience going into the star wars tag

rey-kryze:

my favorite comment by FAR has been ‘does rise of the skywalker mean anakin will FINALLY have the higher ground’ 

arcadeigannon:

hrrrrnnnnghh general organa, we’re trying to sneak around the galaxy but we’re dummy thicc and the clap of our ass cheeks keeps alerting the first order

attonrad:

“no one’s ever really gone” yeah it’s time for bigger luke to show up babey

noirefilm:

all of us in the movie theater on december twentieth two thousand and nineteen about to watch star wars episode nine: the rise of skywalker

skarchomp:

there will be NO discourse about the new star war there will be NO shitty thinkpieces or twitter threads this is Sheev hours 24/7

iamthewitchintown:

A missed opportunity