me, picking up my cat: how about you hang out with me on my bed? :)
wednesday: how dare you. i hate your bed and soft blankets and will never sit there. in fact, i’m going to sit on the floor and just stare at you out of spite.
[30 minutes later]
wednesday: i am only curling up on your blanket because I want to, not because you suggested it. now pet me, you swine.