pikestaff:

the first time I ever played a Dragon Age game it was Origins and I rolled a Mahariel and the game opens with you and Tamlen chasing off these humans and I had no idea what any of the lore meant whatsoever but I was getting into it like

Tamlen: you shemlen need to stay out of Dalish lands!!

Me: YEAH! FUCK OFF, SHEMLEN! (hey psst Tamlen what the fuck is a shemlen)

Song: the most unexpected twist of all time
Artist: Griffin McElroy
Album:
Played: 0 times

maxiesatanofficial:

also known as “Clint McElroy loses his shit for a solid half minute”

sararyders:

arguably the most Relatable thing about mass effect andromeda so far is that ryder went to go have a dramatic and formal first contact with an alien species in a hoodie and sweats. cause, same

wendycorduroy:

people: why do u spell it colour/favourite aren’t u american

me: sweating, trying to find a way to explain to people that one of my primary sources of learning english as an 8-year-old was neopets.com

sandandglass:

The Late Show, May 26, 2016

memeufacturing:

college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis
me: wtf why dude
college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

notveryfireproof:

I constantly forget that male Shepard is even a thing and then he’ll occasionally come across my dash and I’m just. who? is this?