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this took too long to make

♥ 66 — 3 years ago on 24 Dec 2019

Hux: They overpowered me and forced me to take them to their ship.

Pryde:

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♥ 93 — 3 years ago on 24 Dec 2019

lesbianshepard:

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some more star wars hot takes

He’s a protocol droid! He was made to translate and help in diplomatic relations and yet still manages to help in the rebellion and resistance, which is the opposite of protocol.

Like, if you hired me to translate stuff and then went “Oh also we need you to help us break our buddies out of prison and kill people” I’d be like wtf bro why are you asking me this? I literally have nothing to offer in that respect I’m out. But C3PO still tried his best and helps!

In RoS (Minor spoilers, doesn’t give away plot points)When he starts telling them about the festival and how it’s supposed to be nice and everyone gives him an annoyed look I was just like! Leave him alone! Telling you about it is literally what he was created to do! He’s finally in his element!

♥ 18102 — 3 years ago on 24 Dec 2019 — via lesbianshepard

lesbianshepard:

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jj abrams really just said fuck that to tlj huh

♥ 237 — 3 years ago on 24 Dec 2019 — via lesbianshepard
Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker (2019) dir. JJ Abrams.

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker (2019) dir. JJ Abrams.

♥ 3548 — 3 years ago on 23 Dec 2019

lesbianshepard:

it is SO funny to me that obi wan, anakin, and yoda are all canonically able to project as a force ghost…and yet they just let the sequels just happen. yoda only shows up to say hey to luke and blow up a tree. anakin is in the afterlife watching his family drama play out like lmaooo glad this isn’t my problem anymore. obi-wan is just chilling somewhere. 

also when luke was upset and conflicted obi-wan 100% could have shown up because luke admired and respected him. instead obi-wan was like nah im  DONE with this skywalker bullshit. yoda can go bully him instead.

♥ 511 — 3 years ago on 23 Dec 2019 — via lesbianshepard

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

palapatine is straight up the funniest possible villain cause he’s like a fucking cockroach. he got tossed into a fucking nuclear reactor core and then when it’s revealed that he survived everyone’s like “yeah that tracks”

like maybe other people are like “yeah the emperor is dead” without knowing the logistics of it so they can be like “oh maybe he faked his death or something”

but leia knew exactly what happened. luke 100% gave her a play by play of that fight. and she’s STILL like “palpatine is alive? that makes perfect sense.”

at no point did anyone go “hey if the sith have the power to resurrect from the dead without a body a maybe we should check that shit out” they just kind of shrugged and went “dark side. they do that. lets move on to the actual important stuff.”

♥ 399 — 3 years ago on 23 Dec 2019 — via lesbianshepard

lesbianshepard:

palapatine is straight up the funniest possible villain cause he’s like a fucking cockroach. he got tossed into a fucking nuclear reactor core and then when it’s revealed that he survived everyone’s like “yeah that tracks”

like maybe other people are like “yeah the emperor is dead” without knowing the logistics of it so they can be like “oh maybe he faked his death or something”

but leia knew exactly what happened. luke 100% gave her a play by play of that fight. and she’s STILL like “palpatine is alive? that makes perfect sense.”

♥ 399 — 3 years ago on 23 Dec 2019 — via lesbianshepard

palapatine is straight up the funniest possible villain cause he’s like a fucking cockroach. he got tossed into a fucking nuclear reactor core and then when it’s revealed that he survived everyone’s like “yeah that tracks”

♥ 399 — 3 years ago on 23 Dec 2019
#m  #text  #ros spoilers  

can not believe that palpatine got his ass handed to him by THREE generations of skywalker. bro just fucking die already.

♥ 78 — 3 years ago on 23 Dec 2019