new jenny nicholson video and while i dont give a shit about star war the idea of rey being a palpatine is so unbelievably funny and stupid that i am going to do right hand path fucking chaos magic to make it happen.
i dont even want her to be a distant relative i really want rey to be
like, the direct product of palpatine fucking. the idea of palpatine
fucking is so hilarious to me that it has to happen or i will kill george lucas. i’ve never cared about star wars so much until right now
im so mad right now i never shouldve said anything
people are trying to figure out the math and it turns out for the ages to line up rey’s father was born after episode 3. someone boned palpatine when he looked like THAT.
someone saw this dude on space tinder and swiped right
people are trying to figure out the math and it turns out for the ages to line up rey’s father was born after episode 3. someone boned palpatine when he looked like THAT.
someone saw this dude on space tinder and swiped right
In the The Rise of Skywalker flashback, where Rey’s parents are murdered, Rey looks about 6 years old. Therefore:
~21 ABY - Rey’s parents die
If Sidious procreated during the beginning of Revenge of the Sith, his son would have been ~40 years old by the time he died.
However, does this guy look 40 to you? No. The actor, Billy Howle, was 29 during production, so it makes it hard to believe his character was 40 galactic standard years old at this point.
Therefore, we unfortunately have to conclude that Palpatine was getting laid post face melt.
people are trying to figure out the math and it turns out for the ages to line up rey’s father was born after episode 3. someone boned palpatine when he looked like THAT.
someone saw this dude on space tinder and swiped right
people are trying to figure out the math and it turns out for the ages to line up rey’s father was born after episode 3. someone boned palpatine when he looked like THAT.
