hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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nathanielthecurious:

ok wait i know what my tumblrinas would like to see from dall-e

#this is the triumph the populares want

osorezanna:

I fucking love the “the Colonel calls me Riza when we’re alone” scene for a lot of reasons because come on but I need to specify that one of them is that this is Roy and Riza we’re talking about, they probably have thousands of secret codes and passwords that they could use on eachother that no one else would know and yet Riza decided to try with this particular method that insinuates she’s getting it on with her boss which makes me believe she just thought it would be funny and wanted to fuck with Envy, like, “aw, you know what would be hilarious, actually? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” and it totally worked

tsunamiwavesurfing:

there’s no thrill quite like getting a whole subreddit mad at you. went into a crypto joint and said “damn this bitch dropping” and it’s been

ever since

catilinas:

bad 19th century novels about catilina will contain the worst dialogue choices of all time and i will. read them anyway

cult-figure:

“Scab” by Maynard Dixon (1934)

lakevida:

i step outside with a cup of coffee and every winged insect in a mile radius materializes like please please please can i drown in there let me die in that cup i’ll be OK i promise just let me experience the surface tension i need it

pan-fried-autism:

reallycoolsoup:

captain-lovelace:

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

All the punches give the character tuberculosis

as god intended

afloweroutofstone:

Anyway George W. Bush should be artificially kept alive to serve a 5,000 year prison sentence

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

Shout out to this older gay couple i drew yesterday where one was drunk and went “I MET THIS GUY IN A BATHROOM TODAY!!” And his partner went “No you did NOT. He met me in a bathroom 25 years ago” and then tipped me $142.

artificialcatgirl:

gunsandfireandshit: