i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan
Biden and kamala are gonna go down as world historic pussies, a couple of ineffectual neutered bitches, hollow cowardly animals that rolled over in the face of every challenge from the right
I hope this kills the democratic party, I know it won’t but I really fucking wish it would because as long as the dems keep swallowing all discontent and repackaging it into right wing police state liberalism we are catastrophically fucked.
Roe was overturned today because Trump got to appoint 3 Justices to the Supreme Court. Trump.
We warned y'all this would happen in 2016 when there was an election with an open SCOTUS seat. This is literally the result of not voting for Clinton, or for Democratic Senators in 2014 and 2018.
This is what happens when you only have 50 Democratic senators and can’t abolish the filibuster
Fuck off
After Obama was elected the democrats had a 2 year window of total uncontested control over the government, a period in which they could have and promise they were going to enshrine abortion in federal law alongside a myriad of other shit that they did. not. do. because they did not give a fuck. Fuck the democratic party.
You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.
some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts
me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose
blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present
love the way david jenkins refuses to apologize for shit just not making sense. how do they get places so quickly? doesnt matter. why is ed wearing full leather wouldnt he be sweating like hell? oh yeah it’d be awful to be a pirate in that, but it’s hot, next question. he does not hesitate to just be like. eh who gives a shit. they’re in love, who cares about how the boat got there. it’s all fake anyway. here watch taika and rhys kiss.
if i was a vampire id be on like my 50th university course just Learning useless shit also sucking the blood off my college friends & pretending its a party trick “hey I can make you feel dizzy just by kissing your neck wanna see?”
