guy who clutches his chest and says “GOOD LORD” in sincere terror when it turns out the blueberry sale ended and they’re full price again
i’m starting a collection
he’s discovered caffeine
I would like it if one of the takeaways of this turns out to be “maybe having a high council of decrepit priest-kings who serve for life, cannot be impeached or reelected, and can grant or take away rights to an entire nation at their whim is bad, actually.”
this is what i look like while blogging btw
motherfucker-somewhat-limited:
There are people getting angry about Eddie Izzard and like…. what year is it
People saying Eddie Izzard is using she pronouns to further her career. She’s Eddie Izzard. And is sixty. And has been a titan of comedy for thirty years. What are you talking about. How much further is there to go.
Surely the best way to improve your career is to be openly trans during a time of massive transphobia on an executive scale
acrosscenturiesandgenerations:
▪︎Judith Beheading Holofernes.
Artist: Artemisia Gentileschi (Roma 1593-Napoli 1652/1653)
Date: ca. 1620
Medium: Oil on canvas

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I FUCKING LOVE CABLES
I WANT TO FUCKING CONNECT MY DEVICES WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT INTERFERENCE, LATENCY, OR HAVING TO SYNCHRONIZE DEVICES]
I hope everyone who opposes abortion literally dies. I do not give a fuck I hope you fucking die