hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

That’s the drone operator’s job.

scleramotif:

will never stop thinking about how today my friend asked me if ive heard about the dobby expedition… she meant the donner party….

owlls-n-phrxgs:

normal-horoscopes:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

MIKE’S HARD BAJA BLAST

Nine consecutive hours of furious wizard council debate over whether or not mortals should be allowed to have this much power.

one sip and:

rabbithaver:

xdeez:

velocirapity64:

Ive eaten crunchwraps more supreme than this court

0firestarter0:

frogivness. rb to give a frog to the person you rb’d from

theundergroundwoman:

this is what it feels like to see a mutual’s post you disagree with on your dash

weeniebagel:

shineyhammer:

shineyhammer:

weeniebagel:

ive said it before, ill say it again. the only kind of pasta i like has a red sauce. i dont care how well made your shrimp alfredo is, i cant stand the consistency or texture. i dont like the creaminess. i want that sweet sweet marinara, baby.

jesus fucking christ man

just fuck off

one of us still stands. remember this lesson.

meow-moment:

homegrownhubris:

homegrownhubris:

The worst fact about me is that when i get stressed or overwhelmed i start to rap eminem to myself under my breath… it’s like a stim thing

I’ll be at my job as a waitress on a super busy day filling up glasses of water, near tears from stress, my hands trembling, whispering to myself “I’M SLIM SHADY YES I’M THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHERS SLIM SHADIES ARE JUST IMITATING SO WON’T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP”

Stim Shady