grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for hours on end to produce a grilled cheese
very cool of mcr to hand out free top surgery at their concerts by getting up on stage and blowing everyone’s tits clean off
All my sisters wanting tits stood up in the back row and caught em in a net like a pop fly at a ball game

Bird Nesting At The Temple Of Horus, Egypt.
i don’t like getting hatecrimed over the phone so when i’m at work and old men ask if i have a husband i just say yes and make up a new guy. today someone said “i bet you keep your husband in line with an attitude like that” and i just said “yes he’s so scared of me”
There should be a strain of weed called. i love you so much.
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he really didnt make them work…
the gender norms are beating his ass
some fucking asshole, probably one of those pricks from Bedrock, just cut me off in traffic and i almost wrecked my cavemobile. it’s like, hey buddy, haven’t you ever heard of a fern signal? [1]
For those of you who have never been to the American south, you should know that there are drive through liquor stores here.
A surprising number of them are shaped like barns.
This contributed to my culture shock when I came to Texas.
Well I didn’t know these existed before I moved here and I thought it was neat.
Just to be clear, most of America does not have drive through liquor stores. Most places in the world do not have drive through liquor stores. It is not at all like talking about gas stations or shops. Texas is weird. The place the person who made the tags lives is also weird, but they haven’t traveled so think their weird shit is normal.
I’ve heard from many people who feel intimidated posting on Tumblr, as if everything they say will be judged by dangerous crowds, but you can literally post “Dobby gagged as he deep-throated the sock” and nobody stops you.
somebody really oughta have stopped you
I’m establishing a lower bound so that others can blog without fear!
Argumate showing us why he is a pillar of the Tumblr community