spemton:

u dont like puter ? 💻? beep boop?

♥ 18536 — 1 year ago on 01 Jul 2022 — via annabelle--cane
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octopodhotrod:

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Super disappointed to find out this is talking about a particularly warm current and not a powerful Weather Ape

♥ 66908 — 1 year ago on 30 Jun 2022 — via hotvampireadjacent
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morphimus:

vonnegutcunt:

people aren’t willing to have open and honest discussions about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex. there’s a stigma.

stigma fangs in your neck LMAO

♥ 79912 — 1 year ago on 30 Jun 2022 — via namethatghostling
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bauliya:

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girl help jensen ackles has turned reddit dudebros into tumblrinas

♥ 7543 — 1 year ago on 30 Jun 2022 — via butchkendall

sexhaver:

white americans are so violently against any suggestion to eliminate car culture because that would eradicate one of our precious few cultural traditions: the White Person Half Jog Across Traffic With Apologetic Wave

♥ 22268 — 1 year ago on 30 Jun 2022 — via hollowboobtheory
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multitrackdrifting:

i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too

♥ 396520 — 1 year ago on 30 Jun 2022 — via hotvampireadjacent
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tainbocuailnge:

don’t comment weird shit on japanese artists’ works they don’t know your western memes and will be at best confused and at worst feel threatened & reluctant to keep posting. just say regular nice things that can be comprehensably machine translated

♥ 10954 — 1 year ago on 30 Jun 2022 — via renmorris
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froody:

froody:

vampire that likes to cook for their human friends and puts on a hazmat suit to peel and dice the garlic

they stand on the other side of the house watching while their human friend is chowing down on the tomato bisque and garlic bread, the vampire is just standing there going “is it good? is it good? do you like it? 😊”

♥ 26544 — 1 year ago on 30 Jun 2022 — via foilflingza
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heath-moved-deactivated20230402:

heath-moved-deactivated20230402:

heath-moved-deactivated20230402:

guy who snaps his fingers and says “thats it!” whenever he comes up with a solution to a problem

guy who hops up and says “eureka!” when he knows what to do

guy who has a lightbulb appear over his head when he has an idea

♥ 12483 — 1 year ago on 30 Jun 2022 — via beelijah
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catinabag inquired:

are you still a bird hater

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

poke-chann:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

No, I think I can handle birds in small quantities as long as they don’t fly into my face

This is what homophobes sound like

Homophobia is a subset of bird-hatering

♥ 559 — 1 year ago on 29 Jun 2022 — via shrimpsisbugs
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