Super disappointed to find out this is talking about a particularly warm current and not a powerful Weather Ape
people aren’t willing to have open and honest discussions about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex. there’s a stigma.
stigma fangs in your neck LMAO
girl help jensen ackles has turned reddit dudebros into tumblrinas
white americans are so violently against any suggestion to eliminate car culture because that would eradicate one of our precious few cultural traditions: the White Person Half Jog Across Traffic With Apologetic Wave
i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too
don’t comment weird shit on japanese artists’ works they don’t know your western memes and will be at best confused and at worst feel threatened & reluctant to keep posting. just say regular nice things that can be comprehensably machine translated
vampire that likes to cook for their human friends and puts on a hazmat suit to peel and dice the garlic
they stand on the other side of the house watching while their human friend is chowing down on the tomato bisque and garlic bread, the vampire is just standing there going “is it good? is it good? do you like it? 😊”
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guy who snaps his fingers and says “thats it!” whenever he comes up with a solution to a problem
guy who hops up and says “eureka!” when he knows what to do
guy who has a lightbulb appear over his head when he has an idea
No, I think I can handle birds in small quantities as long as they don’t fly into my face
This is what homophobes sound like
Homophobia is a subset of bird-hatering