hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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bimboid:

crazy-brazilian:

sm64mario:

sm64mario:

sm64mario:

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

First’a night on the job, everyone!

Why are they moving.

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

Wait, is the name of the Defunctland guy really Kevin Perjurer?

Working with his video editor John Robber and fellow researcher Larry Murderer

wizardshark:

quasi-normalcy:

Just read that piece of shit “Macbeth” and I can’t BELIEVE that so many people on this hellsite are sucking Shakespeare’s dick when that sick motherfucker keeps ROMANTICIZING literal murder and fucked-up relationships!

Tiktok is like this unironically

dankmemeuniversity:

tripropellant:

elhieroglyph:

Chair, 19th Century, Russia.

seeing The Chair in a context like this feels like standing on thr surface of an alien planet

severalowls:

When victorian people said they “had the morbs” they were referring to an intrinsic human need to morb out which was left unfufilled all the way up until 2022

manywinged:

manywinged:

i could escape the narrative actually. rip to the rest of you but i’m gonna get out of here.

girl help i’ve become the audience, no longer confined by the narrative yet equally powerless to change it

bonni:

stammiviktor:

emails with “[AO3] Comment on _____” in the subject line give me a better dopamine rush than hard drugs ever will

I don’t think you’ve ever done drugs

manywinged:

manywinged:

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you’re really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it’s going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo