hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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no-psi-nan:

I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

romancuntroy:

romancuntroy:

the forever jarring experience of being sent a funny tumblr post outside of tumblr and i see that’s my mutuals post

pitbolshevik:

yo mr white drive me to barnes and noble i need to pick up the newest warrior cats book bitch

canolaaoil:

transbijedi:

korolevx:

my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do

[id: a cake with candles on it that spell out “haby birtdoy” /end id]

@salamandersorcerer

weirdolesbo:

the next generation of children will be called GENERATION MORB because so many children will be conceived while both parents watch morbius

le-skye:

skeletonbonecurse:

My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times

fucking dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user sexwizard

thief-anon:

the-brillo-pad:

thief-anon:

you know what? no *powers you off*

Oh thank God finally i can sl

triplemoonascension:

infinitefern:

super-affection:

all you girls think about is the moonlight greatsword

headspace-hotel:

plushieanimals:

plushieanimals:

tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

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