hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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bereaving:

helloitsbees:

theblessst:

rubysevens:

rubysevens:

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

update:

He did her right

“he”?

confirmed

glidebylilychouchou:

this brings a whole new exciting dimension to the popcorn eating experience

kramergate:

mesovideo:

waterproof watches sold in bags of water, and you get to keep the water

this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak

reallyreallyreallytrying:

shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers

princessmo:

princessmo:

why do english people die in the stupidest ways 😭

johnathan-armanithan:

thememedaddy:

me irl

anarchobitchist:

mananabuffins:

mananabuffins:

aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong

I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops

Cis allies if you’re not on his level don’t even try

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closet-keys:

[ID: Gameplay Hint. Killing cops is important.]

cumaeansibyl:

aeschylus-stan-account:

Unintentionally humorous moment in this Yiddish translation of King Lear: for “unburden’d, crawl towards death,” the translator has “באַפֿרײַט פֿון לאַסט/מיר װעלן שלעפּ זיך דעם טאָיט אַנקעגן”. For “crawl”, the translator chose “drag myself”, which is fine, except that the word in Yiddish is one you’ll already know: “schlep”.* “I will schlep myself toward death,” said King Lear.

*granted, the word probably doesn’t have the same connotation in Yiddish–it just means “to drag” and is appropriate, but to a modern reader? That’s incredible.

“It’s fine, I’ll just schlep myself toward death, nobody ever thinks of their poor father and how hard he’s worked all their lives…”