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♥ 31957 — 1 year ago on 11 Jul 2022 — via rubysevens
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yardsards:

obliqe:

placethemoonatmyeyes:

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

ivan in west virginia

all his neighbours immediately distrust him because he’s russian and they haven’t gotten over the red scare and also no one new has moved in to the town in almost a decade

but then he participates in podunknowheresville’s annual lawnmower race with a monstrosity made from scrap metal and far too much duct tape and he wins second place in a neck-and-neck final round against sam americason, the most anti-russian man in the village

and ivan is scared that he blew his one chance to get accepted by the community but then sam jumps off his lawnmower and pats ivan on the back and says “you did good, brother. i’m sorry i misjudged you. looks like hillbillies are the same no matter what country we come from. you’re just like us, ivan. guess our redneck town has room for a little extra red” and everybody laughs and the credits roll while the ussr national anthem gets played on a banjo and washboard

♥ 184788 — 1 year ago on 11 Jul 2022 — via rubysevens
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lakevida:

wokeuplaughing:

lakevida:

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might try this one day

let us know when you make the first one bud

please don’t rush me i’m still learning which buttons i can press

♥ 32312 — 1 year ago on 11 Jul 2022 — via rubysevens
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barbiesplasticsurgeon:

crazy-brazilian:

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you know what, king? you are so right, I’m sorry

♥ 16733 — 1 year ago on 11 Jul 2022 — via commie-kun
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Anonymous inquired:

all due respect but why were you printing spinach

sadclowncentral:

sadclowncentral:

for my spinach wall

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it’s all coming together

♥ 412 — 1 year ago on 11 Jul 2022 — via sadclowncentral
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lakevida:

little brother has been intermittently texting me the weather alerts for towns called Gaylord and saying “hey watch out”

♥ 36322 — 1 year ago on 11 Jul 2022 — via youarentreadingthis
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watcherscrown:

brydeswhale:

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

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this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

♥ 235664 — 1 year ago on 11 Jul 2022 — via hotvampireadjacent
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Anonymous inquired:

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

papasmoke:

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

♥ 85297 — 1 year ago on 10 Jul 2022 — via triptrippy
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horreurscopes:

horreurscopes:

listening to this podcast about how the french are culturally mandated to take a 1 to 2 hour lunch break away from the workplace during which its looked down upon to talk about work. which is unfortunately the sexiest thing ive ever heard

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♥ 68733 — 1 year ago on 10 Jul 2022 — via hotvampireadjacent
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telltaletypist:

cop-disliker69:

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i can’t wait until hilary or kamala or whoever wins and this comic absolutely explodes on here

♥ 40857 — 1 year ago on 10 Jul 2022 — via hotvampireadjacent
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