lucylisy:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

cikero:

Dante and Virgil in Hell by Gustave Courtois, c. 1880

tonyzaret:

For everyone tying to make Morbius into a joke or meme… he literally has to drink blood out of a bag because he’s a “Living Vampire” who injected himself with bat DNA… yeah not so funny huh? Oh yeah and he turns into a flying werewolf

lakevida:

thatboybrody:

lakevida:

i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once

Thought this was another way of saying weed but all the tags just confirming it’s about actual green tea

i would never use green tea’s name in vain.

altospaceangel:

murdercore-powerfuneral:

mr-system-of-a-downer:

don’t real

That shit don’t real what the fuck isn’t clicking?

unalivejournal:

unalivejournal:

she unzipped my pants but my peanus was shy and ran away

@ghosttiel its too late….

bigwizardhat:

bigwizardhat:

tuna-core:

bigwizardhat:

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories

is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre

out of all the responses from ppl that have never been outside i’d say this is my favorite. like have you never just been in a room with other people that are speaking