mcxmayfields:

Jason, what do you got in your hand there, bud? Nothing. Is it a spider? Yes. Do you think taking a spider in an MRI machine will give you superpowers? Hey, it might work. He already bit me a bunch of times and gave me the power to swell up my hand.

♥ 3179 — 1 year ago on 15 Jul 2022 — via tazzypenguin
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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

solarskunks:

people are cowards about fantasy settings and not including some things in em. I get the aversion to not wanting too modern of tech, however dwarves would invent and fucking love metal folding chairs

They invented them as a weapon first then later discovered their use as a seating option

♥ 75340 — 1 year ago on 15 Jul 2022 — via vastsexual
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woosh-floosh:

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♥ 63309 — 1 year ago on 15 Jul 2022 — via babyprime
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baylen:

deanky:

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♥ 37490 — 1 year ago on 15 Jul 2022 — via babyprime
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rathistory:

fortooate:

twinicegiantorbiters:

wasp girl captured under a glass. slide the paper under there

the wasp girl has written her number on the paper wdyd

why would I want to date a protestant

♥ 53652 — 1 year ago on 15 Jul 2022 — via babyprime
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funnytwittertweets:

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♥ 86370 — 1 year ago on 15 Jul 2022 — via beau-lesbian
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evilwizard:

normal-horoscopes:

WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

what kind of maniac would do such a thing

♥ 45020 — 1 year ago on 15 Jul 2022 — via mafreiidyne
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ambassadorquark:

ambassadorquark:

“shit tier ugly ass elf” is Up There in terms of internet phrases that make me laugh every time i remember them

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arguably the funniest post ever made

♥ 69248 — 1 year ago on 15 Jul 2022 — via trimmau
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doccywhomst:
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doccywhomst:

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♥ 24557 — 1 year ago on 15 Jul 2022 — via venndaai
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carnival-phantasm:

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim “cum in my butt boys. I’m done here” after I finish every single task

♥ 39611 — 1 year ago on 15 Jul 2022 — via hotvampireadjacent
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