Jason, what do you got in your hand there, bud? Nothing. Is it a spider? Yes. Do you think taking a spider in an MRI machine will give you superpowers? Hey, it might work. He already bit me a bunch of times and gave me the power to swell up my hand.
people are cowards about fantasy settings and not including some things in em. I get the aversion to not wanting too modern of tech, however dwarves would invent and fucking love metal folding chairs
They invented them as a weapon first then later discovered their use as a seating option
wasp girl captured under a glass. slide the paper under there
the wasp girl has written her number on the paper wdyd
why would I want to date a protestant
WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go
what kind of maniac would do such a thing
“shit tier ugly ass elf” is Up There in terms of internet phrases that make me laugh every time i remember them
arguably the funniest post ever made
Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim “cum in my butt boys. I’m done here” after I finish every single task