I don’t even want to write a review of “Top Gun: Maverick” honestly, I’ve seen 1,500+ movies and I’ve never finished one that left me more depressed about the future of this country. I just want to stop thinking about it
ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door
happy that we’re raising awareness but you can’t make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this
i get so mad when i hear things scuttling inside the walls. like yeah yeah we get it…youre a creature. you dont need to rub it in my face that youre capable of scuttling
Your honor. It’s true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let’s look a little further, shall we?
I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client’s photo.
And if you look closely at the results…
The blogs and dates don’t match.
My client has been framed!
And why? Because their iconic “mischievous smile” makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!
I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!
