ok I’m officially obsessed with the home improvement subreddit
this is it. this is by far the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I’ve run the gauntlet on many a gore/shock sub in my time but the freaks are truly out on this one. holy shit
living in ancient china mustve sucked you would go ask your neighbor if you could use his pitchfork cuz yours snapped in half and he would be like “my friend…..to borrow one thing is to borrow everything…” and he’d write it down and 3000 years later ppl just know you as dickhead the borrower
if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.