femalegoodra was one of those perfect examples of a controversy that managed to piss off absolutely everyone on all sides of every political spectrum there was because there just kept being new angles of batshit
that shit was wild, you had transphobes mad at this dude for trying to argue that all male goodras were actually just trans when they are MALE it says it RIGHT THERE, you had trans people mad at him for his assertion that any goodra marked as male was just “confused”, you had people mad about the fact that his entire argument for all goodras being female was that he thought they were too pretty to possibly have male ones and game freak had just made a mistake and made male ones on accident, you had people gawking at this dude being openly horny on main over a slug, you had purists that were honestly just outraged someone didn’t understand the game mechanics and kept trying to explain pokemon gender ratios to him, you had people trying to explain to him how subjectivity worked and how not everything with wide hips is there for you to fuck, you had people angry at him for male goodra porn erasure over their god-given right to put dicks on slug dragons instead
like every single person on the internet simultaneously lined up to kick this guy’s ass, it was incredible
the porn ban was the worst thing that happened to this place and these dudes are now an endangered species
to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking.
eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap
it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka
and they really did interview him
and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
