nvr-pass:

nvr-pass:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.

by zeus this can’t be happening

if my firstborn was prophesied to kill me, fuck my wife, and bring a curse upon the city, i would simply send a shepherd to leave him to die in the wilderness

by zeus this can’t be happening

♥ 57079 — 1 year ago on 19 Jul 2022 — via nvr-pass

geneslovee:

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sometime in 1716, probably

twitter

♥ 490 — 1 year ago on 19 Jul 2022 — via thepratandtheidiot
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muppethole:

i love telling people “godspeed” it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i’ll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!

♥ 95104 — 1 year ago on 19 Jul 2022 — via wizardpostsdotorg
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zoethebitch:

boostergoldsmissingarm:

boostergoldsmissingarm:

Obsessed with Han and Obi Wans dynamic in anh they are so utterly unimpressed with each other at all times. Han wants nothing less than to jump this old man who keeps dragging him into progressively worse and worse situation like some imperial comedy of errors and Obi Wan, who has fought in wars and seen shit beyond Hans comprehension, is deadpan like “wow you fly fast? On your piece of shit ship? That’s sooo cool”. They had to kill off obi wan because if they hadn’t han and obi wan would’ve killed each other in some spectacularly dramatic fashion and the empire would’ve won

Han never learned Obi Wans name and Obi Wan made the conscious decision to forget Hans

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This is it

♥ 13686 — 1 year ago on 19 Jul 2022 — via redfallcryptid
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luseals:

Digital illustration of Jim Jimenez from Our Flag Means Death. They are standing in the room they share with Oluwande, contentedly peeling an orange with their knife. The wooden wall behind them is painted so that the wooden boards vary in color between pale brown, deep brown, and teal. A net of oranges, clothing, Olu's beanie, and two mismatched ropes joined in a sheet bend hang on the wall. Orange segments and seeds float through the air behind them while two hands (Jim's own and Olu's) reach for a segment each.ALT

Family don’t let family get scurvy 🍊

♥ 1487 — 1 year ago on 19 Jul 2022 — via do-you-have-a-flag
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allegedlyopposed:

i do not mean to be mean but genuinely you cannot just post your hyper-specific traumatic experiences on a stranger’s post that was 100% not about you or anything related to you and expect them to react with anything except emotions ranging from annoyance to anger like. what are you expecting? free therapy from tumblr dot gov? also please learn how to read before you misinterpret someone else’s post and do this. 

♥ 15925 — 1 year ago on 19 Jul 2022 — via annabelle--cane
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crystallised-circuits:

he’s saying what we’re all thinking!

♥ 202 — 1 year ago on 19 Jul 2022 — via annabelle--cane
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georgebbwbush:

alternate world where there’s a popular streamer named andy who is constantly being called an “(x) jeremy” by his chat

♥ 444 — 1 year ago on 19 Jul 2022 — via hustlerose
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himbofisher:

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♥ 3545 — 1 year ago on 18 Jul 2022 — via hotvampireadjacent
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desperate-acts-of-capitalism:
“iamoutofideas:
“advertisingpics:
“ “Big Tits Potato Chips 10 ₵” - This is a 1930s era wax paper potato chip bag from Dunn, North Carolina. Big Tits was the nickname of Titus Tart, one of the owners in the Tart-Chestnut...

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

iamoutofideas:

advertisingpics:

“Big Tits Potato Chips 10 ₵” - This is a 1930s era wax paper potato chip bag from Dunn, North Carolina. Big Tits was the nickname of Titus Tart, one of the owners in the Tart-Chestnut Co. The image is that of Mr. Tart.

Source: https://reddit.com/r/vintageads/comments/ehvsaw/big_tits_potato_chips_10_this_is_a_1930s_era_wax/

this is the funniest string of words you could’ve used

What’s the matter honey, you’ve hardly touched your Titus Tarts Tart-Chesnut brand Big Tit Chips

♥ 74545 — 1 year ago on 18 Jul 2022 — via mabelsguidetolife
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