republicans will be like “good news, everyone! we have passed legislation that will make it legal for us to shoot you in the chest” and dems will respond with “we have listened to the SCIENTISTS and the SCIENCE says that being shot in the chest is bad! and that is why we are proposing a BOLD counter-legislation that would provide FREE bulletproof vests to individuals making less than $30,000 per year!” and leftists are like “um yeah I guess if those are our only options I’ll pick the dems but why is it legal for you to shoot us in the chest? maybe they shouldn’t be able to do that in the first place? where’s that option?” and dems will be like “shut up and vote blue no matter who you stupid fucking hippie” and then you find out that the private company that makes the bullets and the vests funds both parties
[Succession fans when they eat breakfast every day] omg….the cereal motif…….this is the throughline…..it’s about craving it’s about hunger it’s about grains it’s about wheat….im going to flush cousin greg down the toilet like a dead fish
Apple trying to go back to their early 2000s aesthetic with their AirPod ads while not understanding that it was the wires flying everywhere that made those images so cool
