hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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jfkthedilf:

Literally can’t imagine what people would do at a Sufjan Steven’s concert? Like Charlie Brown dance? Quote Shakespeare? Maybe just have polite gay sex?

the-real-skeletor:

yeahiwasintheshit:

FINGERS IN HIS ASS SUNDAY

ipunchmen:

aflo:

felicitypdf:

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

please respect european cultural dishes

spyderqueen:

assassinationtipsforladies:

dankmemeuniversity:

In case only children are trying to write realistic sibling interactions : remember this card and the fact that this person’s sibling saw their illiterate child buy this, in fact probably paid for it, and said nothing

splotchee:

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

garbage-empress:

spoogliedoo:

ALT

guerrillatech:

jethroq:

that ”we should try to get some company try to make a 9/11 joke” tumblr post has to be a speed record for lathing the heavens

thejarchielongcon:

i get normie straight girl riverdale memes as suggested posts on instagram a lot bc i follow some of the cast and i’m gonna be honest sometimes they’re funny as fuck

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

Ok gamers kind of went off with custom emotes, that shit rules