say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually
please this is SO funny
HUH?!
gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it’d probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway
Gnomes of pleasure
Gnomes of pain
Gnomes of wind and gnomes of rain
Gnomes of wood and gnomes of grass,
Gnomes who’ll kick your fucking ass

Slab of brittle sea star fossils.
The look like the stars from Howls moving castle
Romance isnt dead
I don’t know how to tell you this but they are, in fact, dead
I know what the term “roman cancel” means in fighting game jargon, but whenever I hear it the first thing that immediately pops into my head is like
Catholics vs Protestants
gorgoroth-deactivated20220130:
hello???????
Started out SO strong and went SO violently wrong
whole company’s founded on a mouseboy and his mousegirlfriend. children should not be seeing this