hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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tredlocity:

the worst thing yzma did in emperor’s new groove is hating on kronk’s spinach puffs. everything she did to kuzco is understandable because he’s been a dick to her so many times, but kronk is an innocent

zoethebitch:

system of an up :)

tache-noire:

maykitz:

maykitz:

that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that

what were they trying to say

binder game off the fuckin charts in uniform

hug-your-face:

It’s come to my attention that there are people who have not seen The Far Side’s take on xenomorph family dinners

goodzillo:

fishingboatproceeds:

Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick

I love these posts, they no longer exist at the source but we pass them between our blogs like a delightful digital oral history

justsomeguycore:

yes cowboy your masculinity is perfectly balanced between instinctive and performative now can you please bruce springs-clean your room

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

I dreamt i was looking at a wikipedia page that was like “list of autistic people” and i opened one of the subheadings and all it said underneath it was “autistic, Yoda is”

Okay this is so much funnier now that i’m fully awake wtf

thecyndimistuff:

oscar isaac finally escaping disney star wars just to go to the mcu is like being the final girl in a horror film finally escaping the killer and then intentionally getting your leg stuck in a bear trap

etirabys:

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

nonbinaryjew:

coolscar:

posted a pokemon drawing on my sideblog last night and definitely learned my lesson

post goodra 50/50 gender ratio to make Just That One Guy go nuclear