bluu-spectre:

Literally Everyone in ME1: Shepard, hey Shepard! You remember Akuze? Yeah that extremely traumatic and awful thing you experienced that you probably have nightmares about? Hey yeah you remember? You remember it? You know, Akuze?

Shepard, who is just trying to buy a fucking coffee:

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♥ 3764 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via amaralesbian
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super-metroid:

joey-wheeler-official:

She hinga on my dinga til I durgen

She smitty on my werben til i jaegermanjensen

♥ 2440 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via doubleca5t
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macbethwitches:

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

♥ 54532 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via sadclowncentral
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birdantlers:

remember being a kid just blissed out and utterly hypnotized by the home depot fountain displays

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♥ 36845 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via egberts
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violetgec:

kuboe:

she sponge on my bob til I square in my pants

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♥ 28199 — 1 year ago on 27 Jul 2022 — via mabelsguidetolife
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butwhypants:

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

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♥ 138180 — 1 year ago on 27 Jul 2022 — via redfallcryptid
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seal-of-unknown:

the-haiku-bot:

mellointheory:

the-haiku-bot:

mellointheory:

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Two crudely drawn yellow emojis are next to each other. The first one has large pupils and cries with a neutral expression. The second one cries harder with the same expression, its pupils are even larger and it has a barely noticeable frown.ALT
♥ 310662 — 1 year ago on 27 Jul 2022 — via redfallcryptid
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jabberwockypie:

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A terf posted this calling it “gaslighting” and “terrible” but I thought it was sweet so I’m reposting it from them.

People really do just throw around “gaslighting” to mean “making me consider how my actions impact other people” and “telling me things I don’t like hearing” and “calling me on behavior that harms other people”, huh?

♥ 80294 — 1 year ago on 27 Jul 2022 — via angeloftheeasterngate
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rendoesthedoodle:

tbh mother teaches her children about their everlasting food source, Great Value Fruit Smiles

[ID: A TBH creature stands in front of a large rock with her children, which are two more smaller TBH’s and an Amongus bean. The rock has a large, glowing box of fruit snacks on it. It has some sort of holy aura. The second image is one of the babies looking up at the box with wonder and sparkles in their eyes. /END ID]

♥ 15773 — 1 year ago on 27 Jul 2022 — via captain-lovelace
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le-sansnom:

milfsisyphus:

is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

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♥ 76687 — 1 year ago on 27 Jul 2022 — via annabelle--cane
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