i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.
im going to make this brb
okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it
diagnosis: it tastes?
this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didn’t taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ¾ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacob’s special and every day i long for its return
Pirate streaming apps are leading the entertainment category in Brazil’s Google Play Store. These unauthorized streaming apps draw a massive audience and beat official streaming platforms such as Netflix, Disney, and HBO in download rankings. While piracy is a worldwide phenomenon, Brazil certainly stands out.
@kedreeva can I interest you in a cool peacock craft in these trying times
Every time she bent a new piece of wire I, out loud, went “oh! OH!” She’s just making things! She’s just bending a peacock into existence with her bare hands. Beautiful.
Last night I fell asleep listening to Welcome to Night Vale, and had a dream that Cecil was repeatedly broadcasting the radio station’s address with a message along the lines of “come to the Night Vale Community Radio station if you want an ass kicking.” Talking about how he was feeling violent and he wanted to fight someone and didn’t care who.
Every time anyone showed up he’d get scared, turn off the lights, hide under the desk, and pretend not to be there until they left. As soon as they were gone he went right back to it.
I’m pretty sure you were picking up an actual broadcast.
Literally Everyone in ME1: Shepard, hey Shepard! You remember Akuze? Yeah that extremely traumatic and awful thing you experienced that you probably have nightmares about? Hey yeah you remember? You remember it? You know, Akuze?
Shepard, who is just trying to buy a fucking coffee:
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