hotgirlcastiel:

I HOPE IT STAYS DARK FOREVER I HOPE THE WORST ISNT OVER AND I HOPE YOU BLINK BEFORE I DO AND I HOPE I NEVER GET SOBER AND I HOPE WHEN YOU THINK OF ME YEARS DOWN THE LINE YOU CANT FIND ONE GOOD THING TO SAY AND I HOPE THAT IF I FOUND THE STRENGTH TO WALK OUT YOUD STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY

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♥ 8821 — 7 months ago on 18 Dec 2022 — via hhawkeye
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dogdownloader:

dogdownloader:

dogdownloader:

can i post about wanting to kill specific celebrities by name and with that weapon on here or not i forget

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thank u i just wanted to say i really want to stab elon with a knife like really really violently 10000 times

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like a lot of it basically

♥ 34877 — 7 months ago on 18 Dec 2022 — via dougdimmadildo
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memorycycle:

me: god this leaf is so delicious . and what did you say it was called?

caterpillar: *silently munching*

me: your like a zen master .

♥ 25021 — 7 months ago on 18 Dec 2022 — via radiofreederry
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bread–quest:

madseance:

breya-etherium-shaper:

d0gb0yy:

ispyspookymansion:

yes carrie killed over 400 people ok. thats bad i know. but have you considered that i feel really bad for her :(

carrie deserved to kill 400 ppl as a treat

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That’s because he didn’t write, nor intend to write, a horrible terrible disturbed woman beyond redemption. The genesis of Carrie (told in its entirety in the 1999 edition’s introduction that you can read here, and in King’s memoir On Writing), was this: sometime in high school, King read an article in Life magazine about supposed poltergeist activity in a home, which seemed to be associated with the teenage girl who lived there. The article included the hypothesis that poltergeist activity is, in some way, tapped into or manifested by girls at that critical and tumultuous age.

And some years before that, King had gone to school with a couple of girls he pseudonymously calls Tina and Sandra, who were bullied and shunned by the other kids—Tina for wearing the same clothes every day, Sandra for her epilepsy and extremely religious mother, but both really for having some undefinable Other quality that kids pick up on like blood in the water. Both of them were dead by the time King began writing Carrie: Tina by suicide, Sandra from her epilepsy.

Carrie was what King imagined might have happened if that explanation of poltergeist activity were correct, and if Tina and Sandra had been able to tap into such an energy. He started writing the story a few years after getting married (his wife Tabitha is also a writer), but abandoned the idea a few pages in; the raw, merciless adolescent cruelty the story called for was too much to deal with, and what did he know about teenage girls, anyway? But Tabitha dug the pages out of the trash and read them, and convinced him it was a story that needed telling.

Carrie is a story which, perhaps like poltergeist activity, could only happen to a girl on the brink of womanhood, when every emotion and sensation is excruciatingly vivid and nothing makes sense anymore and every single occurrence in your life is the most important thing that will ever happen to you. It’s about being horribly powerful and vulnerable at the same time, and alienated from your own body. It’s about the visceral, starved animal fear and rage of being a teenage girl, and it goes to show what an arcane and powerful craft creative writing is that a man could manage to capture that without having experienced it firsthand.

“Sometimes—quite often, in fact—I wish that Tina and Sandy were alive to read it,” King says in the 1999 introduction to Carrie. “Or their daughters.”

[ID: tags reading “Stephen King was like ‘i made a horrible terrible disturbed woman beyond redemption’ and she was like.” “the most human girl character he’s ever written”. End ID.]

♥ 58990 — 7 months ago on 18 Dec 2022 — via pocketaltar
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capnfrankie:

catgirl-kaiju:

tentacion2099:

The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

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When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

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His nickname was Red Beard.

KING SHIT FR

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♥ 73091 — 7 months ago on 18 Dec 2022 — via dicaeopolis
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transmechanicus:

poolboyvmprmansion:

transmechanicus:

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn’t apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

♥ 146555 — 7 months ago on 18 Dec 2022 — via tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
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cryptotheism:

One Greek author: “It is like the beautiful and wonderous art of the Pharmakides, full of sublime pleasure and power.”

Another Greek author: “Fuck the Pharmakides, they’re liars, and cheats, and they fucked my wife, and they stole my copy of Halo 2.’

Yet Another Greek author: "Only dogshit moron idiots have strong opinions on the Pharmakides.”

Pliny: “The Pharmakides we’re a type of boar-man that could shoot fire out of their balls.”

♥ 4574 — 7 months ago on 18 Dec 2022 — via radiofreederry
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aviculture:

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

♥ 36408 — 7 months ago on 17 Dec 2022 — via acabbgdc
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:

horses stomp terfs to death with their hooves <3

♥ 1681 — 7 months ago on 17 Dec 2022 — via youarentreadingthis
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nogirlsontheinternet:

people writing erotica on tiktok like when He sh0ves h1s chicken emoji d33p 1ns/de & he says t4k3 it a// b4byg1r/ like u might as well be using morse code

♥ 11146 — 7 months ago on 17 Dec 2022 — via spellinwaiting