invisible-goats:

qiyra:

children love crawling into small machines

- 18th century factory owners

♥ 14112 — 7 months ago on 20 Dec 2022 — via constellationlepus
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vaspider:

raimagnolia:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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That is legit my favorite thing to do as a Storyteller. If my players are clever I will change things to reward their cleverness. (I will never change things to make them fail, but I will definitely change things to allow them to succeed when it would reward their cleverness or make a cooler story.)

RPGs are collaborative and sometimes my players have better ideas than I do, so why shouldn’t their ideas get to shine? Hell yes.

♥ 40420 — 7 months ago on 20 Dec 2022 — via inneskeeper
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mossrag:

something very lgbt just happened to me *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood *

♥ 60755 — 7 months ago on 20 Dec 2022 — via chessmp3
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taxidermychrist:

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

♥ 65046 — 7 months ago on 20 Dec 2022 — via captain-lovelace
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homosexuanal:

that butch lesbian over there they call her a big, strapping lass because she well she um

♥ 12215 — 7 months ago on 20 Dec 2022 — via arieadil
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♥ 49484 — 7 months ago on 20 Dec 2022 — via aquacycle
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shock:

campyvillain:

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

♥ 104855 — 7 months ago on 20 Dec 2022 — via mori-esque
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micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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♥ 3003 — 7 months ago on 20 Dec 2022 — via slimetony
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thoodleoo:

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love when an ancient roman author talks about a woman doing something (like this description of gaia afrania, who argued cases in court) and acts like it’s the worst thing in the world when really all it does it make me want to know her carnally

♥ 524 — 7 months ago on 20 Dec 2022 — via thoodleoo
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thoodleoo:

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been thinking a lot about this kylix depicting polyeidos resurrecting glaucos and how interesting it is to depict this myth on a drinking cup…we’re told that glaucos drowned in a vat of honey and was brought back to life when polyeidos gave him a magical herb, and i can picture the ironic enjoyment with which an ancient greek would fill this cup, pouring in wine (perhaps honeyed wine?) to drown glaucos and then draining it to show his resurrection over and over again, retelling the myth through the simple act of using a drinking cup

♥ 321 — 7 months ago on 20 Dec 2022 — via thoodleoo
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