hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

we took pork loin to the vet and. why does petdesk let me give my pet a “catchphrase”

my brother had a better idea actually

petdesk app updated and im losing my mind at the new layout

someguyiguess:

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Classically trained actor on a Star Trek show on their knees begging the writing team for a Shakespeare-themed episode

“It can be in the holodeck!! Or time travel!! I STILL REMEMBER MY LINES AS KING RICHARD”

Classically trained actor on star Trek speaking with their whole chest, their voice heavy with gravitas: The Smellulons may be limited to what they can scent out with their tentawhiskers, but as STARFLEET OFFICERS we must rely on our REASON"

izolyn:

raichoom:

I’m sorry, is his stance now “be glad I’m not having you murdered instead”?

lesbianralzarek:

everyone thinks their friends are best at quiplash and everyone is right

vixvigil:

tired of being brave about things i will now be openly pathetic

pileofknives:

radiofreederry:

radiofreederry:

Uncritical support for this kid who hospitalized Elon Musk

Support is now critical on account of not finishing the job

ginger-ale-official:

spockvarietyhour:

Better call Saul is set in early 2002