So uh we tried to preserve your boyfriend in writing, but over the centuries his papyrus disintegrated and now he’s got lacunae. Yeah there are a b[unch o]f par[ts] of him m[issing] and we [don’]t kno[w] what [……t]hem[……]a[……]
JERRY: Of course there’s a hunt, have you seen it out there? You can’t turn a corner without running into a beast!
GEORGE: What’s so bad about beasts, anyway? The Healing Church hates them, but they do a lot of good, too! When’s the last time you saw a dead rat on the street?
JERRY: And I suppose the roadkill-free streets make up for all the missing citizenry.
GEORGE: There’s always gotta be a problem with you.
So sad that the British public has been so thoroughly brainwashed by their government that they’ve taken to a week long mourning period for their “glorious leader.” Why isn’t the civilized world doing anything to liberate these people from their barbaric isolationist regime?
