hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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taxidermychrist:

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

omoteura:

sociallyawkwardrevolution:

at-the-edge-of-solar-system:

It’s coming

petition to start using it like we did the megamind meme until it comes true

👀

memorycycle:

raises my hand . professor you are bald as hell. god damn

socialmaya:

gumptioncretaceous:

gumptioncretaceous:

smoking a bowl of who-hash

the grinch even smoked the last bowl of who-hash

nicostiel:

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery + Art

caesarsaladinn:

hieronymus-botch:

caesarsaladinn:

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

Jeb!

afloweroutofstone:

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I’m working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

yeoldenews:

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

amygdalae:

in a kinder universe i could post “mutuals I am pickling you in a jar with some dill” without my mention of a jar inadvertently invoking memory of a phenomenon most profane