hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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the-insidious-dr-grey-matter:

Patrick Stewart dancing and singing on the bridge of USS Enterprise-D. Originally filmed in 1991 as a birthday suprise for Gene Roddenberry, it wasn’t meant for public viewing but a copy was made and later included as a DVD bonus.

jame7t:

jame7t:

Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏

*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye

post uncanceled. if women want to take me apart sexual style then well ok. #feminism

clitorous:

clitorous:

thinking about noah’s nameless wife takes inventory

sequinbandit:

garbage-empress:

gaylorsie:

they should invent a way for me to bear it

have you tried the grinning method?

redstonedust:

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

frogus:

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

ceekari:

cipher-fresh:

mortimermcmirestinks:

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece “Lucky 10,000” by Randall Monroe.

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

volcanows:

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

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rhymingwithpurple:

flamejob:

mark lawrence amanda we’re out of fucking captain crunch

yeah i got the fuckin uhhhhhh crunch. it’s just as fuckin good 

hoffman, john specifically requested regular captain crunch, and you’ve brought home cheap bagged cereal with styrafoam berries. you make a mockery of his work.

outofcontextbokumono: