what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious
I was scrolled three posts past this before I realized that “juggler” is a pun on jugular, not just the clown equivalent of a cleric and therefore the one that needs to die first.
the only reason #cottagecore is considered a gen z thing is bc its a hashtag. it used to be called transcendentalism when offline men did it
Henry David Thoreau having all of his meals sent to him and laundry done while patting himself on the back for being such a back-to-the-land individualist: #simpleliving #aesthetic #waldenpond #cottagecore
Imagine if in order to get married you had to write a letter about how the marriage would help you get and hold a job
Sweeping Overgeneralisation: there is a certain analogy between the centrality of rehabilitation to all things permitted to a prisoner abd the way a successful adulthood is treated as the only possible justification for doing well by your children. The point of not being an asshole to the disenfranchised is that it might help them enter the labour force
