hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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hahq8eifwbbflh9b88-deactivated2:

tatzelwurming:

cheddar-baby:

all tomorrows if it was animorphs style childrens media

pretty unbelievable that in spite of the insane level of flesh ripping edits to turn him into a human bird this is still instantly recognizable as Jerma

robiinbuckley:

Glass Onion + Masks (insp)

thescaredfluid:

plum-soup:

typical gay couple

Fuck me that’s a good one

dontkillbugs:

ammnontet:

what if this was wonder bread instead

What if I violently removed all of one thing in your body

bogleech:

If the “x can’t hurt you, x isn’t real” meme could only be brought back for one thing in the world I can think of none better than the ai generated joe biden pokemon

amygdalae:

new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned

cryptotheism:

My worst quality is that I’ll say yes to shit even if I don’t want to do it just in case the story will be funny later. This has resulted in some of the best nights in my life, as well as some absolutely god awful sex.

thoodleoo:

hey um so i slowly started replacing all of your boyfriend’s parts with indistinguishable, identical parts and now he’s not sure he’s your boyfriend anymore. sorry about that