kunosoura:

witchblade:

imagine if you will a meal or food of some type

delicious.. next challenge.

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♥ 48099 — 6 months ago on 15 Jan 2023 — via baketothefuture
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mellomaia:

40ouncesandamule:

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Image description: message from @/helpmeskeletor that says, “Funny how centrists never threaten to go left if fascists aren’t civil” end ID

♥ 17603 — 6 months ago on 15 Jan 2023 — via danieandflars
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cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

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Nancy has succumbed to the lust for arcane power, and it shall thus eternally elude her. Cringe.

♥ 20335 — 6 months ago on 15 Jan 2023 — via quitefair
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lichfucker:

olreid:

olreid:

olreid:

can tell im about to start listening to the mountain goats again which is how you know im experiencing a real low point

i read an article about tmg probably over a decade ago now but i truly always think about it because the author said that tmg’s real strength lies in their ability to take nuclear reactor feelings and encase them in containers so strange and meandering that you get tricked into communing with said feelings before you realize what’s happening; that their songs reconnect you to parts of yourself so caustic and corrosive you wouldn’t otherwise be able to approach them or sit with them at all. and so all of their songs are functionally rube goldberg machines or little labyrinths, constructed with the understanding that the long way round is sometimes the only viable path to getting where you need to go; that sometimes you have to go all the way to a wrestler from the 80s or inhabit the pov of a mushroom or a weed on the highway to get enough distance from your own feelings to be able to face them head on without collapsing. tmg songs not only understand that but also want to provide the structure to facilitate that kind of unlikely but necessary encounter.

He has a poet’s gift for injecting universal feelings into specific and alien narrative contexts, which allows you to catch your own emotional bogeymen by surprise. If you discover that his song about moon-colony organ harvesting is actually about how criminally lonely you felt the first time you made yourself throw up, the obliqueness of this association makes it possible to look almost directly, even almost compassionately, at something that three minutes ago you’d have given anything to disown. Darnielle is in the business of reattaching limbs, gently steering us towards the things we need to feel about the parts of ourselves we need to hold onto.ALT

update went to look up the article and i had the spirit of the point but the way they put it is much nicer to read. he literally IS in the business of reattaching limbs 🫡

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He has a poet’s gift for injecting universal feelings into specific and alien narrative contexts, which allows you to catch your own emotional bogeymen by surprise. If you discover that his song about moon-colony organ harvesting is actually about how criminally lonely you felt the first time you made yourself throw up, the obliqueness of this association makes it possible to look almost directly, even almost compassionately, at something that three minutes ago you’d have given anything to disown. Darnielle is in the business of reattaching limbs, gently steering us towards the things we need to feel about the parts of ourselves we need to hold onto.

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♥ 8130 — 6 months ago on 14 Jan 2023 — via mori-esque
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inhighcotton:

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♥ 7210 — 6 months ago on 13 Jan 2023 — via saintemiliosandoz
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strongermonster:

strongermonster:

sometimes it’s fun working with very offline older ladies because i can steal all your internet jokes and become the little darling of my workplace 🌚

i’m ‘funny’ and i know how to google problems. these ladies are literally offering me their sons over this. little godking jester of my workplace.

♥ 40826 — 6 months ago on 13 Jan 2023 — via funkedup
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froody:

puppyboysludge:

froody:

froody:

dopaminerjic:

froody:

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

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just blocked a bunch of terfs, and as op may well be aware already, they’ve been rbing the unedited version of this post. on the brighter side, you can now hover over several radfem blogs and see some variation of this

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Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

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…..ok

my bf found the image so i can explain it now

my mom would write bible verses on like anything when i was younger so this happened

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OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

♥ 135632 — 6 months ago on 13 Jan 2023 — via acabbgdc
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welegi:

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THE STRANGE MAN — “If. If I was an animal. What animal do you think I would be?” He stutters, before lashing out, “SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.”

KIM KITSURAGI — “A rooster.”

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Trivial: Success] — A rat. He’s a rat.

PERCEPTION — Yes.

INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] — A big rat.

PERCEPTION — Yes.

YOU — “I think you’d be a rat.”

THE STRANGE MAN — “I think I’d be a wolf.”

THE STRANGE MAN — “Yeah, I think so too.” He replies to himself.

“I would be a wolf-lion hybrid mix. King of the junjile- uh.” Correcting himself, “Junjile. But still social and ferocious.”

♥ 13571 — 6 months ago on 13 Jan 2023 — via funkedup

path-wanderer:

cipheramnesia:

facelessoldgargoyle:

the-real-numbers:

HAVE SEX WITH ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH UNMITIGATED ACCESS TO YOUR EXPOSED PENIS

pleas coming from the other side of the glory hole that give me a lot of confidence about how this encounter is going to go

outta the way I’m bout to get some normal exposed penis experiences

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♥ 15310 — 6 months ago on 13 Jan 2023 — via funkedup
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pokemonheritageposts:

miraculouswritings:

supermunchor:

dust-princess:

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

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It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

Pokemon Heritage Post

♥ 502162 — 6 months ago on 12 Jan 2023 — via acabbgdc
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