❝ If coupons are a curse, then the Bed Bath and Beyond near my house is low key the Baba Yaga. ❞
— Griffin McElroy
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♥ 663 — 5 years ago on 17 Oct 2017 — via maplejustice-deactivated2021090
❝ ‘Hey,’ said Shadow. ‘Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are.’

The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes.

‘Say “Nevermore,”’ said Shadow.

‘Fuck you,’ said the raven. ❞
— Neil Gaiman, American Gods (via thebookbeard)
♥ 2488 — 6 years ago on 18 May 2017 — via bloodlinemagick
❝ I hope you bitches like sudoku ❞
— Bioware, apparently (via snizabelle)
♥ 4446 — 6 years ago on 12 Apr 2017 — via voiidstalker
❝ A Greek man walks into a tailor’s shop holding a pair of trousers. The tailor takes the pants and holds them up, turning to the man and he says “Euripides?”
“Yes,” the man responded, “Eumenides?” ❞
— I lose it every time I hear this. (via semperlapsuslinguae)
♥ 16895 — 6 years ago on 22 Mar 2017 — via yennafear
❝ Griffin: You f–k up a whole lot when you start doing a podcast, and you hear from people who really, really, really like you, who let you know very politely that you hurt their feelings and ostracized them, and then you stop doing it. And then after enough of those, you kind of stop doing it to everybody, or you try your f–king best to. Literally, that’s it. I think it’s easy to get defensive, but I just always felt so miserable when I heard, “I’m a big fan of yours and you hurt my feelings.”
Travis: When someone tells you, “Hey, what you just did hurt me,” you have two options. One is to say like, “You’re wrong, and I didn’t do anything wrong.” Or your other option is to say, “Okay, well if you feel that way, let me take a step back and really look at what I did.” Do that second one every time. ❞
— The McElroys answering the question “How do you build a brand that revolves around positivity and compassion in comedy?” in this TV Guide interview about the MBMBaM Seeso show. (via mcelroyfamilyfunhour)
♥ 30249 — 6 years ago on 03 Mar 2017 — via musashi

Let’s talk about wizards and witches. There is a tendency to talk of them in one breath, as though they were simply different sexual labels for the same job. It isn’t true. In the fantasy world, there is no such thing as a male witch. […]

Sorceress? Just a better class of witch. Enchantress? Just a witch with good legs. The fantasy world, in fact, is overdue for a visit from the Equal Opportunities people because, in the fantasy world, magic done by women is usually of poor quality, third-rate, negative stuff, while the wizards are usually cerebral, clever, powerful and wise. […]

According to my eight-year-old daughter’s book on wizards, a nicely illustrated little paperback available at any good bookshop, ‘wizards undid the harm caused by evil witches’. There it is again, the recurrent message: female magic is cheap and nasty. […]

It’s going to be a long time before there’s room for equal rites.

Sir Terry Pratchett, “Why Gandalf Never Married”, A Slip of the Keyboard.

If you want to read the full essay, which is packed with more insight than posted above, you can find it here.

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THIS

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♥ 16484 — 6 years ago on 19 Feb 2017 — via hellaswawesome-deactivated20170

The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male.

You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster.

I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?

— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post.
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♥ 68206 — 6 years ago on 18 Feb 2017 — via katal0gue
❝ lol sorry about voting for a god of chaos and evil now i think maybe i would have voted for the email lady can i plz be forgiven?? ❞
— all the people im not forgiving write now, writing their huffpo and mic.com articles 
♥ 396 — 6 years ago on 19 Jan 2017 — via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
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❝ So… I invite Bob [Dylan] to a party at my house, and he arrives with his girlfriend (who was my neighbor at the time) and he’s wearing a parka with sunglasses. And I say, ‘Thank God you wore that, Bob, because sometimes late at night here the sun gets really, really bright and then it snows.’ ❞
— Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking (via obiwoman, thisgreatredwoodofawhore)
♥ 6505 — 6 years ago on 09 Jan 2017 — via dougdimmadildo
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❝ If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also ❞

Matt 5:39

This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.   

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THAT makes a lot more sense, now, thank you. 

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I can attest to the original poster’s comments. A few years back I took an intensive seminar on faith-based progressive activism, and we spent an entire unit discussing how many of Jesus’ instructions and stories were performative protests designed to shed light on and ridicule the oppressions of that time period as a way to emphasize the absurdity of the social hierarchy and give people the will and motivation to make changes for a more free and equal society.

For example, the next verse (Matthew 5:40) states “And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well.” In that time period, men traditionally wore a shirt and a coat-like garment as their daily wear. To sue someone for their shirt was to put them in their place - suing was generally only performed to take care of outstanding debts, and to be sued for one’s shirt meant that the person was so destitute the only valuable thing they could repay with was their own clothing. However, many cultures at that time (including Hebrew peoples) had prohibitions bordering on taboo against public nudity, so for a sued man to surrender both his shirt and his coat was to turn the system on its head and symbolically state, in a very public forum, that “I have no money with which to repay this person, but they are so insistent on taking advantage of my poverty that I am leaving this hearing buck-ass naked. His greed is the cause of a shameful public spectacle.”

All of a sudden an action of power (suing someone for their shirt) becomes a powerful symbol of subversion and mockery, as the suing patron either accepts the coat (and therefore full responsibility as the cause of the other man’s shameful display) or desperately chases the protester around trying to return his clothes to him, making a fool of himself in front of his peers and the entire gathered community.

Additionally, the next verse (Matthew 5:41; “If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles.”) was a big middle finger to the Romans who had taken over Judea and were not seen as legitimate authority by the majority of the population there. Roman law stated that a centurion on the march could require a Jew (and possibly other civilians as well, although I don’t remember explicitly) to carry his pack at any time and for any reason for one mile along the road (and because of the importance of the Roman highway system in maintaining rule over the expansive empire, the roads tended to be very well ordered and marked), however he could not require any service beyond the next mile marker. For a Jewish civilian to carry a centurion’s pack for an entire second mile was a way to subvert the authority of the occupying forces. If the civilian wouldn’t give the pack back at the end of the first mile, the centurion would either have to forcibly take it back or report the civilian to his commanding officer (both of which would result in discipline being taken against the soldier for breaking Roman law) or wait until the civilian volunteered to return the pack, giving the Judean native implicit power over the occupying Roman and completely subverting the power structure of the Empire. Can you imagine how demoralizing that must have been for the highly ordered Roman armies that patrolled the region?

Jesus was a pacifist, but his teachings were in no way passive. There’s a reason he was practically considered a terrorist by the reigning powers, and it wasn’t because he healed the sick and fed the hungry.

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In other words, Jesus was executed by the State because he challenged the State’s power.

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This is why context is important, folks.

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This is why it seems absolutely insane to me that Jesus is embraced and loved by Conservatives and the GoP. He was a Liberal Hippie Revolutionary of the highest order.

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Bringing this back around today because I am a Christian and I like to respond to crisis by being as Christlike as possible, and here are some things that Jesus told me to do:

  • Love my enemies
  • Pray for my oppressors
  • But do not give them a single fucking inch without a fight.

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♥ 205501 — 6 years ago on 30 Dec 2016 — via spamsterlady