hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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casualcarnage:

saint-batrick:

purrfectly:

rosesetonfire:

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur “very beautiful, very powerful” at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

oneheadtoanother:

othersidedisc:

everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them

theniftycat:

Count of Monte-Cristo daily. You get 100 pages in the first two days, then 200 pages over the course of 14 years and the rest 1200 in like a year or so

wagnetic:

arroz-con-yolo:

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.

paper-mario-wiki:

tom and jerry have turned to a life of self flagellation and degeneracy.

kindgreenape:

disco elysium fans: aw man i hate savescumming but i have to ensure that harry prematurely ejaculates on kim’s couch for the couchfucker thought (gives +10 xp on all reaction speed checks)

taboovithehomecoming:

matching shirts for you and the bestie

michaelnothing:

shiftythrifting:

I don’t even know what to say

QC, Canada

I do…

REST IN PEACE GRANNIE NASTY.