chongoblog:

Debit cards are so funny, it’s like “please enter your PIN number to ensure your transaction is secure. Or don’t idc lol”

memecucker:

When the post is funny but you disagree with the underlying philosophical premises in it

bladesrunner:

Why are you helping me? — Because it’s the right thing to do. — You need a pilot. — I need a pilot. — We’re gonna do this.

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015) dir. J.J. Abrams

malewifegoemonishikawa:

bad-comic-art:

Deadpool Merc with a Mouth #7 (2010)

bulletwizard:

inthefallofasparrow:

reaumantic:

vapboy:

vapboy:

i know every digit of pi

i dont know what order

Because pi is an infinite, non-repeating decimal, it could be theorised that every possible number combination exists somewhere within it.

This would mean that you could translate, for instance, every letter of every word of the complete works of Shakespeare into a series of billions of numbers, and that sequence would exist somewhere in pi.
Under this premise, every phone number you’ve ever butt-dialed, the longitude and latitude of every Starbucks on the planet, the last conversation you had with a deceased loved one, would all exist in number form somewhere within pi.

So, if this is true, just randomly listing as many numbers as you liked would automatically be an accurate recitation of a section of pi without trying, meaning technically you do inherently ‘know’ the order, you just don’t know where you’re starting from.

timeprisoncore:

i support women in STEM (Scary experiments, Time loops, Existential dilemmas, Madness)

incel-rights-advocate-deactivat:

babyypants:

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

string-star-lights:

rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew its purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question