dianapocalypse:

normal-horoscopes:

goldhornsandblackwool:

m0ltisanti:

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

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chemists will be like this is a molecule

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okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

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They are not kidding

We are full of so many fuckign guys

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♥ 206238 — 9 months ago on 14 Oct 2022 — via salomeisartificial
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trans-peridot:

czangeling:

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screaming

I need someone who loves me like this person loves this bagel place

♥ 107124 — 9 months ago on 13 Oct 2022 — via salomeisartificial
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spiritunwilling:

gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag

♥ 92554 — 9 months ago on 13 Oct 2022 — via thepratandtheidiot
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depsidase:

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♥ 16193 — 9 months ago on 13 Oct 2022 — via radiofreederry
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scatter-brain-at-work:

These turkish delights have turkish ends

♥ 13319 — 9 months ago on 13 Oct 2022 — via mori-esque
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dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

i’ve always been a bit unclear what the vibe with columbo is. do you people want to fuck him?

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this is not elucidating things

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oh okay i get it now

♥ 66680 — 9 months ago on 13 Oct 2022 — via salomeisartificial
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bogleech:

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this is the big debate on facebook today but frankly starting with 3 is the only thing that ever felt right to me and everyone else is wrong

♥ 40437 — 9 months ago on 13 Oct 2022 — via romanroyalty

charlottan:

not my fox ass being left with the chicken while the farmer crosses the river with the corn

♥ 5169 — 9 months ago on 13 Oct 2022 — via annabelle--cane
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cryptotheism:

tryharddj:

cryptotheism:

Sometimes people will come into my inbox like “Random YouTube Homunculus is racist actually” and when I can actually be bothered to look into it, it’s always either:

1) “YouTube Homunculus has opinions about a cartoon for babies that I don’t like. He also profusely apologized for said opinions due to the backlash.”

2) “YouTube Homunculus almost definitely killed 17 women with a gun during a vacation to Thailand six months ago.”

you got homunculous and the concept of man mixed up again chief

No I did not. The government grows YouTubers and TikTok stars in huge tubes like sea world and then release them to the public specifically to make twitter more annoying to use for me personally.

♥ 12488 — 9 months ago on 13 Oct 2022 — via leviathan-supersystem
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engulfes:

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

♥ 107809 — 9 months ago on 13 Oct 2022 — via katal0gue
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