God did not grant me the strength. He looks like a Wallace and Gromit homunculus coated in vaseline. A spokesman for the Clubbing Baby Seals Lobby. A B-List member of the Black Lodge in Twin Peaks. The ominous prologue to the Habsburg Jaw. The racism factory’s attempt to create a Pixar protagonist. Good god
One of the challenges of having cats is that, owing to their grooming habits, cats basically always have a legitimate excuse for being moist, so it’s difficult to tell whether they’ve been Up To Something.
everyone always asks “where did you get that information” and “why are you covered in blood” but nobody ever asks how was the time loop was the time loop fun it looked fun
