I just discovered a band I’d never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I’m at the start of a fantasy novel
To make things even weirder they’re called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I’d say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They’re kinda good though??
you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I’m going to take the high dive off a cliff
I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭
I’m going to kill myself for real
Please don’t let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who’s never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭
You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you’re actually being really funny about it
There are few things that annoy me more than misinformation that’s technically on my side. Misinformation in support of a cause that I wholly believe in, but which is still bullshit and false.
Misinterpretations of religion, mythology and history that are
ostensibly in support of women and women’s rights, but manage to
demonstrate that OP doesn’t actually care enough about the topic to seek
out reliable sources. Simplified distortions of third-hard rumours,
covered in a vomit of pathos and sparkles and dished up as LGBT history.
Valid criticism of the medical and pharmaceutical industries,
immediately followed by absolute bullshit dangerous pseudoscience. Valid
criticism of the diet industry, immediately followed by some more
bullshit pseudoscience, but at least it’s body positive bullshit
pseudoscience. Anti-capitalist screeds that betray a frightening
ignorance of history, and other anti-capitalist screeds that betray a
frightening ignorance of economics, topped off with anarchist screeds
that betray that nobody in the thread has any idea how to run a farm.
Sex-positivity posts by people who couldn’t find their ass with both
hands. The embarrassment is going to kill me.
