hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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snourch:

arirna:

vanni-bear:

iclimbtreestofeelalive:

jadetuin:

Noises you do NOT want to hear in a public toilet

• Chewing

funnytwittertweets:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

you guys wanna see my impression of a grocery bag?

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THANK YOU

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dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

my AC has been out for a couple days and i’ve accordingly fallen into the niche yet ecologically vital role of guy who sits around in underwear and a-

okay well i paused to go find an alternate term and this isn’t helping

awesome. so as i was saying i’m in my wop top

raginrayguns:

sqebu:

Wow!

Hoes on my dick cause I look like a monster

— Soulja Boy

vsemily:

I feel more like me when I’m around you

c3rvida3:

Being poor makes you so crazy. I’ve never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that’s microwave safe, and I’ve been microwaving everything in all of god’s creation in that thing. Hang on a second.

I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It’s always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.

communistkenobi:

oh yeah well I was followed by multiple popular bloggers on this site for brief periods of time before they unfollowed me for being annoying. so maybe treat me with more respect next time