I’m sorry ma'am but your son died from smoking the dynamite too hard he was puffing that shit like crazy and blowing mad tricks and rings and shit it was fukcing awesome but he didn’t notice the wick was only getting shorter and shorter and well the rest is something you can vividly imagine
Honestly funniest part of TMA to me is the amount of reveals that include a heavily sought out character or big bad just saying “I don’t know” when asked what is going on or why they’re doing what they’re doing.
Still my favourite Hard Times article.
La virgen…
A wizard in real life
he’s casting spells