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marrcartney-deactivated20230330:

catboydavidbowie:

Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

yo mr white bitch let me at least put on my pink converse, throw my hair into a quick messy bun and put on some mascara to accentuate my blue orbs first bitch

astronomical-bagel:

mitzo:

princessmo:

mitzo:

princessmo:

mitzo:

princessmo:

mitzo:

princessmo:

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it’s for school bitch

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

you got it mr white

thank you jesse

randomitemdrop:

Item: polka-dot sack of uranium dust

palindromordnilap:

normal-horoscopes:

bogleech:

beebeedibapbeediboop:

Medusa and her gargoyle gf

Everyone’s assuming her petrifying gaze would have NO effect here and that’s clearly wrong. It would be a healing stat buff actually. She can regenerate and strengthen her girlfriend by looking at her.

Just like girlfriends in real life

Just like girlfriends in real life.

ezorzea:

boyboobs:

ezorzea:

your honor it seems the defendants are now giving eachother back to back creampies in the parking lot

hotvampireadjacent:

garbage-empress:

hotvampireadjacent:

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you’ve got some growing to do.

It’s not a fuckijg contest

INSECTS ATTACK

🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳

duckdotcom:

i hope everyone is having a good evening. blood everywhere btw

nudityandnerdery:

monkeysaysficus:

crabs-and-belugas:

Never going back to the Netherlands

You could not have framed that comedy better, amazing.

duckdotcom:

why don’t you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you’ll feel butter