Did you guys ever see the car that got into an accident with a truck carrying hagfish
Can you even imagine being this person. Imagine you call your insurance and tell them you got in an accident. They ask what happened and you have to tell them your car got fucking hagfished
this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever
No but get this dude’s entire’s backstory. When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that. Because he was bisexual
ALT
Also this is what “he’s named Vamp because he’s bisexual” looks like
Did I mention that hole in his forehead is a gunshot wound which he survived because he’s essentially immortal, and he can walk up sheer vertical faces?
ALT
