do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it’s morally wrong to name yourself “arson” because it’s a crime?
anyway if you’re trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?
they were like “that’s a real crime that happens to real people!” like how did they think that would go irl? do they think someone would introduce themself, say, “hey, my name is arson, what’s yours?” and then the response they’d get us, “a‐arson…? 😰 like…. as in… setting property on fire….? that…. that happened to me once, i… i need to sit down..”
Smtimes your house is haunted because there’s a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you’ve sublimated the fact that you didn’t want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there’s a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.
I love the phrase “he would not fucking say that”. Truly encapsulates the number of times I have read a fic where a character would not fucking say that
