hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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campyvillain:

me: no but for real that little tiny mushroom slut from mario has serious nonbinary slaycore energy 🤣🤣🤣🤭

baby abandoned outside a gucci store in miami florida: dose any body care about me

thisrobotbeatcaptcha:

coffee-moth:

hater-of-terfs:

The worst form of pseudo-philosophy is shit like “everything in reality is either Chaos or Order,” “everything in reality is either Masculine or Feminine,” “everything in reality is either Dark or Light” like dude you haven’t discovered some deep truth about the universe you’ve literally just discovered Adjectives. I can say everything in reality is either Heavy or Light depending on whether I can lift it over my head but that doesn’t give you any profound fuckin insight I’m just describing shit and yes this is about jordan peterson

Writing a self help book about how everything is either creepy or wet

grox:

I can’t describe it this just overwhelms me I can’t stop watching

eventually–darling:

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

GRIM MANIFESTATION OF THE INDOMITABLE WARRIOR’S SPIRIT; “FRAGGING”

A TRUE WARRIOR NEVER SURRENDERS TO ANY MAN. KILL YOUR SUPERIOR.

honted:

i can’t stop thinking about this

deluxetrashqueen:

deluxetrashqueen:

runela9:

ophanimcowboys:

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

glisteringlord:

2k2002:

In the club

ofthefog:

hirosensei:

ofthefog:

Finally finished teaching oranghutans agriculture. Now I’m off to teach dolphins how to war.

ants already know both of those things

who do you think taught me?