when someone makes a post about befriending or being kind to weird scary creatures or mythical beasts and someone comments on it like ‘wow you’d totally die’… does it feel good to reinforce the ancient barriers of monstrosity? do you enjoy snarkily commenting on the concept of rewriting a myth from pain to kindness. do you want nobody to have a monster to hang out with. you sad asshole
attention delta passengers this is your captain speaking once we reach 10000 feet a mandatory mile high club rule is in effect if you don’t find someone to fuck nasty with before the plane lands we are going to sell your luggage
There’s something very sad about all those posts that are like “Dumb city people who post #aesthetic pictures of deer are stupid because if they actually went to the country and saw a deer they’d know that deer are stupid garbage animals and they suck” cuz like I came here from the woods & I still think deer are nice to look at after seeing them regularly my entire life & eating many of them so idk I think this is less about city people and is more of a “stop and smell the roses” type of situation
For real I’ll post all the aesthetic pictures of city pigeons and squirrels I want
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I used to live in an area where turkeys roamed the sidewalks and they were a perfect blend of majestic and silly
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Now this is fuckin great
Honestly the more I encounter the city turkeys the more majestic I find them. They’re truly very impressive, beautiful birds. Even when they’re trying to fight their reflection on a car in the parking lot.
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