*walks up to a lesbian couple* so which one of you is the epic wife and which ones the fail wife
we both say “im the fail wife and shes the epic one” in unison
Comic of the experience Venus had this morning, she looked at me with the SADDEST eyes

How’s it feel now motherfucker
Yawanawa: Strength. (Brazil 2015) a documentary by DJ Alok Petrillo
i still think its so funny that someone walked up to a world leader in the street with a gun made of duct tape and PVC pipes and batteries and killed him in front of a crowd of people and in the following months everyone in the country was like “wait yeah he had a point”